Kamis, 03 Februari 2011

a collection of humorous short message ,,

friends, let us laugh as much before the laughter is forbidden by religion and government,, hahahaa there is dizziness? refres your brain by sending a short message to your friends, and wait for her answer, should be interesting .... :)

Eat already, drinking already, have a bath, watch tv already, taking medicine already, bobo already, and yet it still feels something is missing? Oops, I Blum received a short message from you, no wonder it feels something is missing, hehe
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True love is like a pillow, you can hug when in trouble, you can cry when you hurt him, and you can hug when km happy .. So, when km requires true love ... PREPARE MONEY buy 50 THOUSAND AND PILLOW, hehe
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Always think positive it like this: if there are sparrows in the sky who "accidentally" throw the dirt right in your face, do not have to think about, do not need to be angry, do not need to be sad, even give thanks to God, because cows can not fly. (Just imagine if your face is a waste of cow dung fly, what the world said?)
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A grandmother who cross the street almost got hit by a motorcycle. Angry motorists: "Granny stupid! Crossing the street does not look right-left!" Grandma says: "You are stupid!! Crashing grandmothers just do not hit ..!
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News today: A mother and her child were killed by lightning. Now police are trying to catch lightning is
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EYE TEST:
$
dollars. . . .
¥
Yen. . . .
£
Euro. . . .
Rp.
Rupiah. . . .
eye test results:
YOUR POSITIVE mercenary. . Haha.
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Ageless ways, namely: 1. Many young people drink coconut water. 2. Ageless herbal drink. 3. Eating "Young Leaves". 4. Got "Young Wife"
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I maenkan guitar for you, I sing the song ..! Nina Nina sleep oh sleep .. if not sleep .. I was sleeping ..!
Good Night, good night
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I Want to Say Something To you But Do not Angry! Do not let our pershabatan damaged.
I know it's too late and Quick Before I tell you Before Others Better
I Say Now if I want to say 1 2 3 do not forget to pee before going to bed'...!!! reply hehe
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Hi O ye faithful orang2 drinking liquor because it adalh demon drink and drink it later if you keep drinking demons hell? Faithful do not drink alcohol because it adalh demon drink and drink it later if you keep drinking demons hell?
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mental hospital doctors see patients for coffee and then enter a drug into it. doctor: what medicine is inserted into your coffee? patients: febrifuge quickly let coffee cool!

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A baker was hit by a mini metro, then the police came and asked, "what is it sir??" baker who is dying replied, "there are pineapple, cheese, chocolate and mocca .."
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Calls to all operators only Rp. 10, -/jam starting at 06:00 until 23:59. Promo is valid if you have a grandmother telephone OPERATOR
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State electricity company announced a rotating power outages are eliminated, replaced with the ignition turns ELECTRICITY

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